THE SCENARIO :
The helicopter has landed, and after a long cut scene
detailing the apparently easy process of rappelling down into a war zone you
are finally granted control of your character, looking away from your teammates
in order to prevent a tragic (Although ultimately funny) accident, you
start pressing every button on your controller in order lo learn their
function, sure, you could have waited until the tutorial started, but you don't
have time for that, you are Sergeant Bobblepatch, you are here to save your
country from the nameless army that kinda looks like a real-world faction but
that is totally a coincidence even though they clearly have a Russian accent...
you are the only man who can do this, especially since you've done it like a
thousand times before in other games with the same story (Seriously, why
Russians?), you could say you already know how to play.
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| Pictured: Sgnt. Bobblepatch |
So, with all your knowledge and experience in hand (And
i assume your controller) you press the sequence of buttons you always
press, "X" to jump, "R1" to shoot, "L1" to...
grenade?